Ten tabloid headlines for India’s failure!


1. Match fixing takes over again

2. Prior information on pitch influences Tendulkar pulling out.

3. Dhiraj Parsana’s revenge for not being considered as India’s left arm spinner

4. Gary Kirsten reveals team weaknesses to country men

5. Paddy Upton hypnotizes the Indian batsmen to a depressed state

6. Irfan Pathan is threatened by the hindu fundamentalists in Gujarat, affects Indian team morale. 

7. The IPL bugle sounded, Indians ready for competition

8. Too much infighting within the team – seniors vs. juniors, Harbhajan vs. Sreesanth, Sreesanth vs. Dravid, Sreesanth vs. Sreesanth, Yuvraj vs. Deepika and on and on.

9. India fell short of a good score of around 400 by one innings, no one scored 300 this time.

10. People complained of the Chennai test as slow death, Indians demonstrate instantaneous death!

 – Srikanth

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9 responses to “Ten tabloid headlines for India’s failure!

  1. One Headline I hope not to see is

    “Curator Sacked”
    The was a bit of life in the wicket but the fact SA could score 220 means batting was more than possible.

    Looks like it is a good test wicket. Hope it goes five days just to see if it turns

    I will bet the wicket for the last test will be an absolute dust bowl turner

  2. Tendulkar was nursing some injuries from the Aus tour. He could have taken a break and not play the Chennai testl when he was not 100 % fit. He did not field parts of SA innings.

    Then perhaps, Sachin could have played the second test. It is one thing to be injured during the match.The instinct of the players to play without 100 % fitness should be discouraged.

  3. Another possible headline:

    Congress demands Narendra Modi to take moral responsibility and resign.

    In TN, M.Karunanidhi writes “Irangal Kavidai” for Indian Cricket.

  4. Let me digress a bit from the original post.
    Smart man Akhtar!! Coming out with the oldest trick in Pak cricket to stay in team, talk of betting.Maybe latif is giving him tips.We are sure to see Akhtar as a potential Pak captain now.

  5. its awesome..v hilarious..gr8 imaginaton

  6. The one headline I would have like to see was usurped by i3j3 ……

    Tendulkar retires from Test Cricket …. Saurav and Laxman confirm Kanpur will be their last Test appearance.

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